The Twelve Days of December at My School Job!

Since it's nearly Christmas...here is my rendition of a Christmas song!

On the first day of December a student said to me,
My boogers sometimes are green!
On the second day of December a student said to me,
My head is itchy and sometimes my boogers are green!
On the third day of December a student said to me,
Bill just let a fart, My head is itchy and sometimes my boogers are green.
On the fourth day of December a student said to me, I forgot my homework, Bill just let a fart, my head is itchy and sometimes my boogers are green.
On the fifth day of December a student said to me, THE SNAKE IS GONE! I forgot my homework, Bill just let a fart, my head is itchy, and sometimes my boogers are green.
On the sixth day of December a student said to me, My dad says I don't have to, THE SNAKE IS GONE! I forgot my homework, Bill just let a fart, my head is itchy, and sometimes my boogers are green.
On the seventh day of December a student said to me, The toilet's overflowing, my dad says I don't have to, THE SNAKE IS GONE! I forgot my homework, Bill just let a fart, my head is itchy, and sometimes my boogers are green.
On the eighth day of December a student said to me, I puked in the lunchroom, The toilet's overflowing, my dad says I don't have to, THE SNAKE IS GONE! I forgot my homework, Bill just let a fart, my head is itchy, and sometimes my boogers are green.
On the ninth day of December a student said to me, I can spell #*&*, I puked in the lunchroom, The toilet's overflowing, my dad says I don't have to, THE SNAKE IS GONE! I forgot my homework, Bill just let a fart, my head is itchy, and sometimes my boogers are green.
On the tenth day of December a student said to me, My mom thinks it's contagious, I can spell #*&*, I puked in the lunchroom, The toilet's overflowing, my dad says I don't have to, THE SNAKE IS GONE! I forgot my homework, Bill just let a fart, my head is itchy, and sometimes my boogers are green.
On the eleventh day of December a student said to me, Dad's ankle bracelet's pretty, My mom thinks it's contagious, I can spell #*&*, I puked in the lunchroom, The toilet's overflowing, my dad says I don't have to, THE SNAKE IS GONE! I forgot my homework, Bill just let a fart, my head is itchy, and sometimes my boogers are green.
On the twelfth day of December I quit!