Wednesday, December 15, 2010

My Bucket List (At least for Today)

I am an anally responsible person! So it may amaze and amuse you as to what my "bucket list" would consist of. Let it be known here and now that I will probably never accomplish anything on this list.....but I can dream can't I?

1. Tear the tag off of the mattress.
2. Sleep in until noon.
3. Feed the animals in the zoo cage that has a sign "Please Do Not Feed the Animals!"
4. Stick gum on the bottom of my desk.
5. Throw a banana peel out of my car window while driving down the highway.
6. Take the free coffee from the hotel room.
7. Text at the dinner table, in church, or while at work.
8. Cuss out loud at a preacher.
9. Hang up on a telemarketer.
10. Wind the clock backwards.
11. Leave the batteries in the toy until they drip acid on everything.
12. Bounce a check.
13. Roller skate in a buffalo herd.
14. Spit into the wind.
15. Leave the bread wrapper opened.
16. Lick a flag pole.
17. Sit down during the Pledge of Allegiance.
18. Wash my whites with something red.
19. Eat my dessert first.
20. Leave the cap off the toothpaste.
21 Drive 30 in a 25 mph zone.

Well, there you have it. Seems possible....for a normal person. Yeah...Right.


Gina said...

I'm pretty sure you can do it. In fact this weekend you could make real progress if you just throw a banana peel out the car window while you exceed the speed limit on the way to church (which you'll have to do because you wound your clock backwards & slept in so you'll be running late.) When you get to church you'll text me while he preaches and then yell "Amen, You're damn right sir!" after the good parts. You'll write a bad check for the tithe & offerings and then go outside spit in the wind and head to lunch where you'll eat a big ol' hot fudge sundae BEFORE your burger! ;)

Meanma said...

Now THAT is hilarious, Gina!

Debbie said...

Wait, I want to see you skating in a buffalo herd!! LOL Cathy!